I needed a way to deploy a script to some coworkers without read permissions on any of the network drives I can write to. It turns out, the only common place I could find was a web server, but I couldn't find a JMP way of doing that -- so I wrote it.
Syntax:
updated_code=CheckForScriptUpdates("http://www.example.net:80/CodeUpdate.txt");
Eval(Parse(updated_code));